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30
Jul
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#my beautiful queen! #Emma Swan #OUAT #I could blog the world but lose a queue
30
Jul
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#ouch #Doctor Who #Rose Tyler #Ninth Doctor #OTP: Everybody needs a hand to hold #OTP: Through time and space #Tenth Doctor #OTP: Forever #I could blog the world but lose a queue
30
Jul

the-average-gatsby:

alright you guys have posted some pretty bad jokes on here but not one comes close to this doozy

brace yourselves

so there’s a far-off place that consists of a perfectly triangular lake surrounded by land, with three kingdoms on the three sides of the lake. the first kingdom is rich and powerful, filled with wealthy, prosperous people. the second kingdom is more humble, but has its fair share of wealth and power, too. the third kingdom is struggling and poor, and barely has an army.

the kingdoms eventually go to war over control of the lake, as it’s a valuable resource to have. the first kingdom sends 100 of their finest knights, clad in the best armor and each with their own personal squire. the second kingdom sends 50 of their knights, with fine leather armor and a few dozen squires of their own. the third kingdom sends their one and only knight, an elderly warrior who has long since passed his prime, with his own personal squire.

the night before the big battle, the knights in the first kingdom drink and make merry, partying into the late hours of the night. the knights in the second kingdom aren’t as well off, but have their own supply of grog and also drink late into the night.

in the third camp, the faithful squire gets a rope and slings it over the branch of a tall tree, making a noose, and hangs a pot from it. he fills the pot with stew and has a humble dinner with the old knight.

the next morning, the knights in the first two kingdoms are hung over and unable to fight, while the knight in the third kingdom is old and weary, unable to get up. in place of the knights, the squires from all three kingdoms go and fight. the battle lasts long into the night, but by the time the dust settled, only one squire was left standing - the squire from the third kingdom.

and it just goes to show you that the squire of the high pot and noose is equal to the sum of the squires of the other two sides

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#I AM LAUGHING SO MUCH RIGHT NOW OMG NO!!!! #I HATE MATHS WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY???? #stuff #puns #I could blog the world but lose a queue
30
Jul

pugletto:

Omg, so I’m actually not this bad at making screencap redraws or whatever.

Latin@ Lady & the Tramp this time.

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#omg! #Disney #Lady and the Tramp #I could blog the world but lose a queue
30
Jul
ghfor:

Jennifer Morrison - Vanity Fair - Août 2011

ghfor:

Jennifer Morrison - Vanity Fair - Août 2011

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#shit #Jennifer Morrison #Beautiful People #I could blog the world but lose a queue
30
Jul
A stunning image of lightning striking the top of the Shard building in London during a storm Photograph: Michael Hoskinson/PA (x)
A stunning image of lightning striking the top of the Shard building in London during a storm Photograph: Michael Hoskinson/PA (x)
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#woah #London #stuff #photography #I could blog the world but lose a queue
30
Jul

I’ve just realised that I have developed a new pet peeve. It’s Hook stans… No, not true… it’s Captain Swan shippers who are first and foremost Hook stans and complain about Emma. Yes, Emma has issues, we all agree on that but for heaven’s sake, don’t you dare tell me that their relationship is one sided! We got ONE episode where Emma has finally acknowledged her feelings for Hook and I think from the spoilers it’s pretty save to say that this is going somewhere. I love Hook dearly but don’t go near my baby girl if you feel the need to question her feelings because her feelings can be seen by a blind person they’re so obvious.  

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#personal #May for ts #I get really emotional when it comes to Emma Swan
30
Jul
taco-marco:

king-of-the-casuals:

I’m just gonna let the world figure this out

What does this mean???? Help????

taco-marco:

king-of-the-casuals:

I’m just gonna let the world figure this out

What does this mean???? Help????

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#I laughed #I'm still laughing #puns #stuff
30
Jul

leaveatrail:

Pretty smooth sailing for you and Emma, who’s gunna pop up from the past to sweep her away so that you have to continue to chase this woman?

#colin is not impressed by that idea

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#lol #wrong button dear #do not mess with Colin's ship #he is not only the Captain of the Jolly Roger #he's also the Captain of the Captain Swan ship and you should really not mess with him #he is definitely not impressed #neither am I #let them sail thank you very much! #Colin o'Donoghue #Beautiful People #sdcc 2014
29
Jul
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#Mako Mori #Pacific Rim #I could blog the world but lose a queue
29
Jul

queenrhaenyra:

→ Hogwarts Fashion show: Ravenclaw : Luna Lovegood for the eagles (x)

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#oooh yes please! #Harry Potter #Ravenclaw #House pride
29
Jul

ericscissorhands:

"He who fights with monsters should be careful lest he thereby become a monster. And if thou gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will also gaze into thee."

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#nope #I can't bother to tag though... #stuff #I could blog the world but lose a queue